Chaos Is My Cardio Goose Sweatshirt | Funny Goose Gift | Unisex Crewneck

Bring playful chaos wherever you go with this “Chaos Is My Cardio” Goose Sweatshirt — a funny, mischievous unisex crewneck perfect for anyone who thrives on a little mayhem. Featuring a bold graphic of a chaotic goose on the move, this cozy pullover adds instant humor and personality to any casual outfit.

The classic unisex fit makes it easy for both men and women to wear, while the ribbed collar and reinforced stitching help maintain shape over time. The tubular construction (no side seams) creates a smooth, premium feel that elevates everyday comfort.

Perfect for goose lovers, meme fans, mischievous friends, gym lovers with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates quirky apparel. Wear it for errands, lazy weekends, study days, or as your go-to cozy layer when the weather gets chilly. It also makes a standout gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone whose personality screams “chaotic energy.”

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric great for printing
- Lightweight (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem for comfortable stretch and recovery
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Shoulder and neck twill tape plus sewn-in twill label for added durability and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Confidence in Every Wear
Each sweatshirt is printed and packaged carefully, so when it arrives it’s ready to become your favorite go-to, or the best gift you send.
Wear the goose. Embrace the chaos. Stay cozy.